Oh yes, here i am. So, contrary to how you may be keeping track of me on this blog, I have been here at the geographic south pole of Earth for one month now. I won't mention too many times how cold it is down here. It just is. It matters, but the finer points of the difference between -70 windchill and -50 windchill I will spare you here. Maybe. I should remind you that it is the summer, and our palm trees prove that the spirit is in the air!
Yes, palm trees can't grow here yet, and our only ever-green is made of dead pine, but the latitude is changing in our favor every second. The ice is always moving, accumulating here and elsewhere on the plateau and drifting off to the coast where eventually it falls off creating massive icebergs. The ice i live on here will be ripe for the ice-burg stage of it's life in about 10,000 years. And of course by then this will not be the south pole, but just water, ice, and archeological pollution. For that matter, every January, someone gets out a shovel and surely a pile of surveying equipment to move the pole 33 feet directly south.
So, how about a tour? I'll do a bit now, and surely a pile more will come as it does.
(Note - the new station is actually elevated 14ft or so from the current snow level beneath. This ~14 Foot berm of snow appeared over one, count them, one winter season. It has been left in place with the thought that it might partially shield us carps working below. I am dubious)
Life here is dramatically different than it was 50 years ago, or even 10 years ago. The new elevated South Pole station now casts a shadow on the old geodesic dome that has served for the past 30 years or so as the main station's shell. Now it is used for storage. Of course since everything ends up buried in a few years, nearly everything casts not only it's proverbial shadow, but its literal shadow on what has come before.
There was talk the other day about this dome, and it is pretty well agreed that it should be an ice-skating rink. We figure the only things standing in our way are thousands of pounds of canned, dehydrated, frozen (all of it), and otherwise fossilized food, insurance issues and the military's possible whim of turning it into a museum in Florida. Clearly they serve this food, lots of things work better when asking forgiveness for lack of permission, and this would make quite the expensive museum. The shipping costs alone would make it quite the tax drain.
On the other hand, we just need some water to freeze the snow hard and some skates, a fairly affordable option, though nothing down here is cheap, even liquid water. there is a skylight already built-in and we could surely take one of the many disco balls from around station, hook up some popular jams, and it would be just like rinks at home, except cooler because it's in a geodesic dome at the south pole with a disco ball. We are plotting our non-proposal to NSF.
So the new station is very clean and big. It sports checkerboard walls of different colors and photos of all the various folks who decided it would be a good idea to winter over for the past 50 or so years. The top floor is rich with offices, labs, the game room where I play all of my foosball, club med (my friend had a root canal the other day! - ouch...), and the galley - an open kitchen, seating for 100 or so, and containing within its walls - frosty boy, our ice cream machine who is often on strike. All science lectures and large events tend to happen here as well as our constant battle against weight-loss, pub trivia night, and movies.
Downstairs we have the gym, craftroom, the library, tons of life-support and back-up generators, etc. Oh, and I almost forgot the sauna! We're working on re-enginerring the thermostat with a shelf and a tub of cool water, so far we've hit 190 but no higher. In the winter-time one has the chance to enter the 300 club. The sauna is cranked up to 200 on a -100 day and brave souls make a mad-ice covered dash (naked) to the pole and back. You would be amazed at how truly sane, if a little quirky, most of the folks are down here.
So the new station is nice, don't get me wrong, but I like summer camp better. It's got more grit to it, and hasn't changed a lot for years. i couldn't imagine being inside the big building much more than I am, but some folks barely ever leave! (not too many though). Speaking of grit, for all you who thought I might have left the outhouse behind me? Well, they only got nicer, and solar powered!
Our jamesway tents came here from the Korean war. Manufactured in 1951 I believe, they are insulated arch tents made of wood and canvas primarily. They are heated, but depending on where you are in your room or what time of day it is you can either freeze yesterday's socks to the ground or find you kicked all the blankets off in your sleep. Each of the 12 J-ways are split into 14 rooms. The rooms are individual and have been customized over time. Residents build walls or dressers or lofts. At times of questionable construction, these modifications make for a huge amount of charachter. With some thought, a screwdriver, sledge hammer and a few wood blocks, I have managed to transform my room into home. I'm in the decoration phase, which will surely be an ongoing adventure! Currently two national geographic maps occupy the space. One of Anrarctica, and another of the US. They seem like two great homes to me! (Allready considering next season!)
There is another J-way we use for a lounge / movie house. It comes complete with disco ball, stage lights, cardboard blockaded windows, and the "other" south pole. Summer camp also sports two large bathrooms that we clean in shifts, a small climbing wall, a weight room, smokers lounge and Skua!
Just another building dotting the plateau? Or treasure chest?
Named after the famed sea-gull like bird theif that lives in McMurdo, This wonderful institution is a kickback to the free box in many of the the houses I've lived in all over. If you have stuff you don't want it gets put here, and if you want things, you just say a prayer to the Skua gods and, {Poof!} - just like a skua stealing that sandwich out of your hand as you walk from the galley, the treasures are yours. Mostly it is filled with clothes, but I found an alarm clock, a bendy desk lamp, and even a full box of drinking chocolate to go with my new favorite hoodie and knit wool hat!
Before you get carried away with ideas of non-human life down here, it is said that only one skua ever made it to the south pole. It was actually the cargo of a pilot playing a mean and dirty trick on it involving a sandwich and an uncertain end. Animals can be so cruel to one another. Of course others have hitched a ride down as well. Stories of a spider, a lady bug, and a couple of exectutives have all found my ears.
The tour continued... So the constant problem of snow accumulation never seems to stop. The only real precipitation here seems to be ice-crystals, but the wind keeps a blowin and bringing in the snow. Every season the General Assistants, with a little help from most everyone, get to dig out "The Berms"
These are long rows where stuff is stored. What type of stuff? Who knows! It's always a bit of a surprise. One day last week the crew unearthed a long forgotten pallet of "freshies" - the precious fresh vegetables that we rush inside to keep from freezing. When did that get put there? Which year? And can we still make soup? Often you will find things such as... a pallet of battery drills! or... a pallet of gloves someone knew was out there somewhere - they saw it a couple of years ago!. It smacks every bit of government work, but on such a small scale in the scheme of things. Some folks are convinced that parts of the berms have been there for 50 years. I figure if they've been there that long they must be 12 feet deep by now.
Spoolhenge. What else is there to say? or see?
Somewhere out there is also deemed "the end of the world". In addition to being rumored as one of the hottest sledding hills around, this is where we found all of our long-lost fall protection harnesses, and where snow is eventually dropped off of base. Dropped. All around the area snow blows in and accumulates about 8 inches a year. This is unless there is something there to stop it... like, for example a piece of bamboo used to hold a flag... Now if there was a whole building in the way, you could expect drifts of say even 10-15 feet per year. apparently the entire station is raising it's own plateau on top of the one that already exists here. I expect the new station we are currently siding will be completely buried in my lifetime.
by the way... it's time to send me mail!!! if you would like it to show up by the holidays!!!
Travis Moose RPSC
South Pole Station
PSC 468 Box 400
APO AP 96598